Source: Cinemablend.com
Michael C. Hall, who plays the title role in the coolest fucking show ever Dexter, is set to star in the film East Fifth Bliss, in which he, as a 35 year old man, begins a relationship with an 18 year old girl. Now, in the article I read, it mentioned Hall as continuing to be creepy. I, on the other hand, would like to give him a handshake and a high five. Let's face: all dudes wanna date younger girls, and she's 18, so I don't see what the creepiness factor of this movie is going to be. In fact, this film gets our stamp of approval for flying in the face of moral decency.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm meeting a 13 year old at her house to tell her NOT to talk to creepy pedophiles. And to give her the lube she requested/I assume she requested.
-Jon
P.S. If you don't get the joke, shame on you.
Michael C. Hall, who plays the title role in the coolest fucking show ever Dexter, is set to star in the film East Fifth Bliss, in which he, as a 35 year old man, begins a relationship with an 18 year old girl. Now, in the article I read, it mentioned Hall as continuing to be creepy. I, on the other hand, would like to give him a handshake and a high five. Let's face: all dudes wanna date younger girls, and she's 18, so I don't see what the creepiness factor of this movie is going to be. In fact, this film gets our stamp of approval for flying in the face of moral decency.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm meeting a 13 year old at her house to tell her NOT to talk to creepy pedophiles. And to give her the lube she requested/I assume she requested.
-Jon
P.S. If you don't get the joke, shame on you.
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